Monday, March 23, 2009

Bridge Burners



Oh, you know who they are. They are those little shits of girls who are so fucking insecure that they need to constantly have a "BFF". They are that kid who are such good friends with Tiny Tim or Little Betsy Sue that everyone secretly thinks they are fucking. No....can't two girls just be like really really best friends?......no....no they can't. NO two girls like each other that much or for that amount of time if there isn't something else going on.....somebody is getting something. And then the next day rolls around and oooh...what....what is that.......Burner McBridgerstein is coming crawling back.....(oh yes she is Irish and Jewish)............oh what is that....your little friend isn't exciting anymore....the sex got dull? You need a change of scenery......well ya know what... YOU'RE A BITCH. That's right. A BITCH. I said it. Grow some fucking balls (or maybe tits for that matter) and stop obsessing over people. We've been in school for five fucking months and already you've gone through 7 little lemmings. At this rate you'll be done with our entire class in a year. Everyone sees it for what it is..................you needing to feel in power all the time. Well ya know what........stop it you are 23 and the rest of us see right through your shenanigans. Oh by the way......we all knew you two were having sex...........OH MAN I SAID IT.

No comments:

Post a Comment